Words from the Ole 'Wise One'!

Hey. Just thought I should share some funny e-mail signatures I found while searching the web!

•If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about out-running the bear, just worry about out-running your friend!

•Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents!

•Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail friends. (This one is especially funny with all the spam emails that are going around promising you 4k a month for doing nothing!)